I grew up without much luck
For I was born with the last name Guc
And struggled all my early life
With thoughts of who would be my wife
And change her name from something normal
To something that is so informal

And folks with names like Smith and Jones
Were always out to break my bones
You’re name they say can rhymes with suck
And suck and schmuck and hockey puck

And what of all the younger folk
Who’d like to make some ugly joke
Your name they say can rhyme with suck
And suck and schmuck and hockey puck

But I will get them back someday
And maybe I will hear them say
Hey that guy Guc was not so bad
It’s just his name that drove him mad

– Nathan Benjamin Guc